saboobnah: bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
korrawarriorprincess: If someone saw you through a window, how likely would they be to think you are a Horror movie villain/an insane psycho killer? Not at all, which makes the work much easier.
The other day I dared to wear a Spider-Man shirt...
Douchebag behind me in line at Starbucks to his douche friend: Pff, I bet she doesn't even read the comics.
Me: Which ones? Ultimate Spider-Man? The Amazing Spider-Man? Oooh, or the one where he's a time traveler? Because if it's that last one you'd be right.
Me: Or did you not know there's more than one?
Me: Right. *Gets coffee, leaves smirking.*
MORAL OF THE STORY: There is no such God damn thing as fake nerds. Girl or boy. No fake nerds. There are merely people with varying degrees of interest in certain things. You do not get to decide who has the right to wear anything, even if you know EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW about the franchise. You don't need to know everything there is about a franchise to know that you like the character enough to wear their logo on a shirt. And if you're a jackass to someone who turns out to know more about the franchise than you do, don't act like the victim when they embarrass you.
anarchowario: veganrantss: White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about. dat leap in logic
thebase287: elizabitchtaylor: she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on if you sang this back to taylor swift i think...
When I've had a few drinks & see someone really...
Also lol had a 5 minute personal debate over the...
Jessica’s my favorite.
korrawarriorprincess: yay-im-a-llama-again: You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.
sweetguts: almost 15 years after its original explosion of popularity, pokemon’s fanbase rejoices over news you can now walk diagonally in the newest game
wobbuffette: Imagine people used the “try to see both sides of the story” anytime an atrocity was committed against other types of crime perpetrators though “i know ur son is dead but imagine the murderers side, he couldnt have had it easy either. your son couldve misled him”
society: *criticizes girls for being fat, ugly and slutty*
girls: *criticize other girls for being fat, ugly and slutty*
society: what is Up with this Epidemic of Girl Bullying. Girls are just so catty and mean! when I was a Young Lass we never had to worry about this but now with the Tweeter and the My Face, these Real Life Mean Girls can Run Rampant! Golly gee, when boys fight they just hit each other and it's over, but girls are So Horrible.
bilvum: i love death he’s like what the fuck am i supposed to do with this
jessiphia: Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. if you think otherwise grow up
Thorin: I'm going to reclaim my lost homeland from a living embodiment of death and greed.
Gandalf: Hey, can I bring my friend?
Gandalf: He needs to get out of the house more.
Me flirting: Hey, do you want to come to my house and watch The Lord Of The Rings: Extended Edition?
bloodbending: petition to have our pokemon follow our little sprites around in every pokemon game i swear to god
abortionista: if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me